You pay for software to be delivered "next day air" when you really don`t need it that quickly.
All your friends and relatives give you blank diskettes for your birthday and Christmas presents.
Have your wife name your computer as the co-respondent in your divorce papers.
Bought all the "dummies" books for your wife/husband to get them involved in computers.
Stay on the Internet so much that your commercial provider makes you buy a corporate account.
Ask a potential mate for their e-mail address rather than their sign.
When you wash clothes, you find stray diskettes in your pockets.
You hear the word "Windows" on a TV commercial and wrestle the remote away from your wife to turn up the volume only to find out it`s a commercial selling new windows for houses.
You refuse to delete programs off your hard drive that you haven`t used in two years.
You know what IDE, RAM, CMOS, MEGS, VESA and SCSI stand for.
Start looking at new hard drives when you get less than 200 megs of space free on your present drives.
Subscribe to more than three monthly computer magazines.
Go out and buy 50 new floppies rather than go through the 300 used ones you have and delete the files on them.
Get copies of programs from your friends and never use them.
Have more than five books on the Internet.
Can`t carry on a conversation without changing it to computers.
Drop everything you`re doing to go out and purchase the new program you just read about in a computer magazine.
Start figuring "must have" computer upgrades into the family budget.
Try to "sell" computers by talking about how great they are to all your friends and relatives, telling them they`ve "got to have one."
Call your computer by a name.
Become the guy that everyone at work comes to with their computer problems.
Take your computer on vacation with you, even if you go camping.
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