I'd like to wrap you legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If it is true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I was about to go and masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spagetti. Lets go fuck.
Is that a keg in your pants? 'cause I would love to tap that ass!!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and your left leg was christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.
Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button from the inside??
I'm not too good at algebra but doesn't u + i = 69
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