Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to.

9. Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee

8. Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee

7. Kenneth Star's------- Camp Catchacrookee

6. Louis Farakahn's----- Camp Killawhitey

5. O.J. Simpson's------- Camp Killachickee

4. Michael Jackson's---- Camp Wannabewhitey

3. President Clinton's-- Camp Getahoochie

2. Ellen Degeneras's---- Camp Lickacoochie

And the number one camp not to send your kid to:
1. Monica Lewinsky's---- Camp Suckapeepee