The Top 16 Rejected Campbell's Soup Varieties

  1. Bean with Bourbon

  2. Chicken Beaks 'n' Feet

  3. Dan Quayle's Harty Potatoe Soop

  4. Chunky Shards o' Glass

  5. Cream of Clinton

  6. Bjork 'n Beans

  7. Chunky Wads 'n' Lumps

  8. Wonderbroth!

  9. Terrell-Davis's-Mom-Cut-Into-Little-Itty-Bitty-Pieces-
    You-Never-Have-To-See-Those-Horrible-Commercials-
    Ever-Again Puree

  10. Cream of Pimple

  11. Hearty Booger Bonanza

  12. Stars 'n' Swastikas

  13. Mr. Bean and Bacon

  14. Porn Chowder

  15. Celebrity-Style Cream of Elton

    and the Number 1 Rejected Campbell's Soup Variety...

  16. Manhattan Phlegm Chowder

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