Single Man's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep
All these women give me the creeps.

Please just send me one good chick
preferably one without a dick.

One good girl who's sweet as pie,
who shave's her lips and doesn't lie.

Who is slim and fine and dresses well,
who is stacked and pale and sexy as hell.

A woman who doesn't care that I am rich,
who wants a cheap gold digging bitch?

Man, if I should die before I wake,
let me know that this is no mistake;
no matrimony or honeymoon
or marriage planes for the month of June.
No tossing of the white lace garter.
Why make life any harder?

If I die before I meet my mate,
please tell my friends to avoid this fate.

But then again with my score,
she'd probably be some dumb whore.

The single life is not so bad
there is a lot of pussy to be had.

I won't be blue. I will not frown,
besides who put my toilet seat down?

Too much makeup and big hair,
send a babe and answer my prayer.

The single life will do just fine
so what's up, woman?

ITS PARTY TIME!!!!!

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