THE FACTS Kinsey Report - "Sexual Behavior In The Human Male"

98% of males (including married men) admitted to masturbating.
Average: 3 times per week. (and... 85% admitted premarital sex; 50% admitted adultery)(Kinsey, et al. 1948)

Current population - 132,090,689 Men in the United States

ASSUMPTIONS

1. It takes at least ten minutes (on average) for a man to masturbate.

LET'S DO THE NUMBERS
132,090,689 men in the United States X 3 wack-offs/week = 396,272,067 wack-offs/week

6 ten-minute-periods/hour X 24hours/day X 7days/week = 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week

396,272,067 wack-offs/week / 1,008 ten-minute-periods/week = 393,127 wack-offs/ten-minute-period

393,127 wack-offs/ten-minute-period X 98% (Kinsey Factor) = 385,265 wack-offs/ten-minute-period

CONCLUSION At any given moment (on average), 385,265 men in the United States are wacking-off.
So, be careful who you shake hands with!