Religions of the World

             Taoism  Shit happens.
       Confucianism  Confucius says: "Shit happens."
           Buddhism  If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
                Zen  What is the sound of shit happening?
           Hinduism  That shit happened before.
              Islam  If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
      Protestantism  Let shit happen to somene else.
        Catholicism  If shit happens, you deserve it.
         Born Again  Same old shit, new cover.
             Mormon  If shit happens, it is eternal.
            Judaism  Why does this shit always happen to us?
         Polytheism  Who did this shit?
         Monotheism  I've narrowed this shit down to one.
           Satanism  We make shit fly.
        Agnosticism  What is this shit?
            Atheism  I don't believe this shit.
     Rastafarianism  Let's smoke this shit.