PUSSY DEFINITIONS
* Expensive pussy.....Most pussy falls into this
definition.
This can be recognized by the following - fur
coats, $500.
dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts and
shirts with
Greek letters on them.
Advantages: If you can afford it, go for it.
Disadvantages: Many, mostly in the form of
checking
account depletion. Often not worth it. Find
one that's
not looking for money and believes her pussy she
the best.
* Cheap pussy....Very, very rare. Usually comes
in the
form of a girlfriend of yours.
Can be
recognized by the
following - will sometimes pay for dinner,
sometimes
buys you gifts, understands when you are broke,
will
call you, wants sex often, easily hurt, but
shakes it off.
Advantages: Inexpensive, guaranteed lady,
faithful,
loving, will try anything once and sometimes
twice.
You're damn lucky if you find this, and damn
stupid if
you let it slip away.
Disadvantages: Wants commitment, sometimes too
possessive, can keep you from the tasks of
finding
other pussy, and she's too popular because
other men
want her too.
* Hired pussy....Hangs out or found in places
your Mom
told you to never go to.
Recognized by scanty
clothes
and come-hither looks. Hair usually needs
coloring at
the roots and feet look bad with unkempt
toenails. Wants
a relationship, but only if she can find a man
with some,
not a lot, of money to bring her up in the
world.
Advantages: You don't have to stick around.
After she's
got you, she will want to play with others;
girls and boys.
But, this gives you free time to do what you
want to do.
She won't care what you look like or if you
are clean or
if you want to do it with your socks on. Be
yourself.
Disadvantages: Risk of disease is extremely
high. Also
not clean and smells of mildew. Usually will
cost you a
lot more in the long run. Stay away from slut
pussy,
pretending to be ladies.
* Virgin pussy.....This type is getting rarer by
each day.
Is
recognized by age, conservative clothes, good
manners
and a distaste for dirty jokes and porno
movies. Can be
very loving if you promise marriage and
children. However,
will cause you more problems as you go along.
More
than often the frustration level is high, as
Virgin pussy
tends to want to stay that way for some
unknown reason.
Advantages: Risk of disease is very, very,
very low. Will
offer a tight fit, until she has children.
Will love you with
undying love for the first year.
Disadvantages: Usually will not give in
until marriage, will
cause discomfort upon use, not very
imaginative, not very
good at using birth control. Usually not
worth it, unless
you are into that sort of thing.
* Party Pussy....Found at bars and at parties.
Recognized by
a glass of wine or beer in one hand and
bloodshot eyes. Will
engage in group festivities, while completely
ripped. Expense
usually covers the cost of drinks. Make sure
you are not
ripped, as to better enjoy the show and not get
caught on her
stage.
Advantages: Easy to obtain by many, unless you
are real
unlucky. But with this girl, money can get you
everywhere.
Disadvantages: Disease risk is high, will not
usually remain
faithful. Will loose content with you very
soon; money or
not. Often this kind of pussy is not worth it,
unless you like
empty pockets and a broken heart.
* Innocent Nympho Pussy.....Rare. Recognized by
being in a
small and sweet package.
Enjoys sex, wants to
learn more,
but not real knowledgeable with oral or anal,
but would
possibly go there. Will not give in easy, but
when she does,
you are in for a hell of a surprise. Often
mistaken for Virgin
pussy, but not as expensive in the long run.
Advantages: Sex can be blissful. Personality
exciting and
loads of laughs. Always worth it. Keep it if
you can.
Disadvantages: Wants to talk, even if you are
tired and had
too much to drink. May or may not be faithful,
depending on
your efforts in keeping her happy in the heart.
* Frigid Pussy.....Less rare. Like Virgin pussy,
only that this
pussy will not yield no matter what.
Any
expense involved
in trying to make this pussy work is simply a
waste of your
time and life...(Unless you are into self
affiction.)
Advantages: There are none.
Disadvanages: Too many to list. Never worth
it. Once you
recognize it...run away.
* Nutsy Pussy.....Psychological problems.
Recognized by the
fact that she will go out with you, then spill
her problems on
you.
Will give in for no apparent reason, then
get mad and
blame it on you, because she did give in.
Needs reassuring
at all times and needs to be #1...even before
you. May tend
to kill you while you sleep. Usually found as
a quiet co-
worker. Obviously she doesn't want to lose her
job.
Advantages: Easy.
Disavantages: Wants her way a lot. Change of
personality
at the drop of a hat, especially when she gets
drunk, which
usually is a lot. Doesn't want to go too much
effort for any
one else. Not worth it, unless you don't value
your life.