PENIS TAX

The only thing I.R.S. has not taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that

40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed.

20% of the time it's pissed off,

30% of the time it's hard up,

10% of the time it's in the hole.

On top of all this, it has two dependants and they are both nuts.

Accordingly, starting January 1, 1998, Penises will be taxed according to size!!

To determine the category, please consult the chart below and comfirm this information with page 2, section 7, line 3, of the standard 1040p form.

10 to 12 inches* Luxury Tax $50.00

8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $ 30.00

6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $ 15.00

4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00

PLEASE NOTE: under under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN EXTENSION

Males exceeding 2 inches must file Capital Gain.

Sincerely,

Pecker Checker

Internal Revenue Service

Nicole Cheeks