1. XEROX and WURLITZER
They're going to make reproductive organs

2. FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS
The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild

3. POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER
The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker

4. W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS
The company will be called Hale, Mary,Fuller, Grace

5. 3M and GOODYEAR
MMM Good

6. JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE
Deere Abi

7. HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL
Honey, I'm Home

8. DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING
Mine All Mine

9. 3M, JC PENNEY and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY
3 Penney Opera

10. GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS
Poupon Pants

11. KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN
The new company will be called Knott Now

12. ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING
The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da

13. NETSCAPE and YAHOO
Net n'Yahoo