How Different Personalities Cope in the Men's Room
- Excitable
- Shorts half twisted around and ripped; obviously can't find the hole
- Sociable
- Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not
- Cross-eyed
- Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed
- Timid
- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes
back later
- Indifferent
- If all urinals are being used, pisses in sink
- Clever
- No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor
- Worried
- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection
- Frivolous
- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit other urinals
- Absent Minded
- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants
- Chlidish
- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble
- Tough
- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it
- Patient
- Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry,
reads with other hand
- Efficient
- Waits until he has to crap, then does both
- Drunk
- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants
- Disgruntled
- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away
- Conceited
- Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat
- Desperate
- Waits in long line with teeth floating; ultimately pisses in pants
- Sneak
- Farts silently while pissing; acts very innocent