Similarities Between Monica Lewinsky and Marilyn Monroe

Monroe has six letters and begins with M-O-N
Monica has six letter and begins with M-O-N

Marilyn posed nude for Hugh Hefner
Monica posing nude looks like a heifer!

Kennedy watched Marilyn while he invaded Cuba
Bill invaded Monica with a Cuban cigar!

Marilyn watched Kennedy debate
Monica watched Bill masturbate

Marilyn could not avoid Jackie
Monica could not avoid what Bill Jacked

Marilyn believed that men prefer blondes
Monice believed that men preferred blow jobs

Marilyn did Bob and Jack
Monica bobbed and jacked

Jackie made John cut his ties with Marilyn
Hillary made Bill cut up his ties from Monica

Norma Jean just didn't fit Marilyn
Normal jeans just don't fit Monica

The kennedy Presidency was stained by Marilyn
The Clinton Presidentsy stained Monica

Marilyn sang Happy Birthday to the president
Monica hummed Happy birthday on the president