10. One in every 50 McNuggets has a pink, cord-like tail
9. Filet-o-Fish actually just deep fried plywood
8. You know those fancy french fries? Them boys ain't exactly coming from France
7. A woman from Delaware ate three big Macs at one sitting, and her ass inflated so rapidly that her car turned over
6. Mayor McCheese videotaped in hotel room smoking ketchup-flavored crack
5. Red clown hairs in the fries
4. Grimace keeps breaks into furniture stores and trying to mate with the bean-bag chairs
3. Found a McNail in the McNuggets
2. When asking, "would you like fries with that?" counterperson forgot to add "Mr. President" (roll Clinton graphic)
1. That ain't special sauce