What's a Jewish wife's idea of a perfect house?
6,000 sq. ft., no kitchen, no bedroom.
How does a Jewish couple perform sex doggy style?
The man sits up and begs, the woman rolls over and plays dead.
What does a Jewish husband call a waterbed?
The Dead Sea.
How do you know a Jewish wife reaches orgasm?
She drops her emery board.
What is a Jewish wife's favorite position?
Facing Bloomingdale's .
What is a Jewish wife's definition of foreplay?
3 hours of begging.
Why do Jewish husbands die 5 years before their wives?
They want to.
How do Jewish wives prepare their children for supper?
They put them in the car .
How many Jewish wives does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, Jewish wives don't change lightbulbs.
What does a Jewish wife do with her asshole every morning?
Gives him a kiss and sends him off to work.
What is the difference between a Jewish wife and a vulture ?
A vulture waits until you are dead to eat your heart out !
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