Q: What's the name of facial lotion made for Jews?
A: Oil of Oy Vay
Q: Hear about the new movie that's frightening Jewish women?
A: It's called, "Debby Does Dishes."
Q: What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish woman?
A: "Plaintiff."
Q: How did the Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
A: 'Your mother pays retail!"
Q: In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human?
A: When it graduates from med. school.
Q: What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft
and her nails so long and beautiful?
A: Nothing, nothing at all.
Q: Jewish people are the most optimistic people in the world.
A: They have some cut off before they even know how
big it will get.
Q: What did they call the new Jewish-Japanese restaurant?
A: "So-Sue-Mi."
Q: Define: Genius:
A: A "C" student with a Jewish mother.
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
A: A trip to Israel.
Q: What would you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
A: Genghis Cohen.
Q: Why did the Moyel retire?
A: He just couldn't cut it anymore.
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: "A fur coat
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