$200
The term "Bloomies" refers to . . .
A. Underpants
B. A wonderful store
C. Flowers
D. The British
$300
The person your therapist is most likely to hear about
is
A. Your boss
B. Your roommate
C. Your mother
D. Your dog
$400
How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a
lightbulb?
A. One
B. Four
C. Three
D. None, I'll just sit here in the dark.
$500
The most disturbing thing about the TV show "Friends"
is
A. Monica needs a meal
B. Rachel needs a haircut
C. Joey needs a brain
D. Ross and Monica are siblings, but Monica is so
obviously gentile and
Ross is so obviously Jewish.
$1,000
You should call your mother
A. Every single day
B. Weekly
C. Monthly
D. Annually
$2,000
Your son will least likely be
A. A doctor
B. A lawyer
C. A fireman
D. A rabbi
$4,000
Houserobe is to Slippers as Little Black Dress is
to
A. Heels
B. Sandals
C. Sneakers
D. A Nice Pair of Prada Slides
$8,000
Murphy Brown's producer was
A. Miles Silverberg
B. Simon Goldenstein
C. Brian Rosengold
D. David Bergsteiner
$16,000
Which of the following comedians is not Jewish but
could be?
A. Jon Stewart
B. Billy Crystal
C. Robin Williams
D. Ben Stiller
$32,000
Fill in the blank: During the summer, I go _____ the
shore.
A. Up
B. To
C. See
D. Down
$50,000
What popular game is played by many Jewish college
students?
A. Chutzpah and Ladders
B. Pin the Tallis on the Rabbi
C. Go Gefilte Fish
D. Jewish Geography
$100,000
Which of the following is not a traditional bagel
variety?
A. Poppy
B. Sesame
C. Onion
D. Asiago Cheese
$250,000
Which food is least likely to appear in a Jewish
Deli?
A. A Knish
B. Matzoh Ball Soup
C. Corned Beef on Rye
D. Beef Wellington
$500,000
When preparing a meal for a family of five, the actual
number of people
you
should prepare food for is:
A. 5
B. 6
C. 8
D. The population of Long Island.
$1,000,000
What celebrity told Oprah her favorite present was a
mezuzah she got
from her grandmother?
A. Sally Field
B. Gwyneth Paltrow
C. Cameron Diaz
D. Angelina Jolie
ARE THESE YOUR FINAL ANSWERS? CHECK THEM AGAINST THE
ANSWER KEY BELOW.
$100 = D
$200 = B
$300 = C
$400 = D
$500 = D
$1,000 = A
$2,000 = C
$4,000 = D
$8,000 = A
$16,000 = C
$32,000 = D
$50,000 = D
$100,000 = D
$250, 000 = D
$500,000 = D
$1,000,000 = B
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