Two friends were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they were greeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze had got pregnant. Having no way of knowing which was the father, they chipped in and sent her out of town to have the little bastard. Several months passed without either of the guys hearing from the chick, so one of them decided to find her and get some news about the pregnancy. The next day, the other dude got a call from his friend. "I've got some good news and some bad news," he said on the telephone. "Well, give me the good news first," replied the other. "The good news is that she's fine, and she had twins," came the reply. "And the bad news?" "Mine died," said his friend