One morning, as his wife was preparing breakfast, Bob walked up behind her, pinched her butt, and said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your girdle". She replied with a mean look. The next morning, Bob woke her up with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra". At this, she reached down, grabbed his penis, and said, "You know if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother".