Jerry Springers Future Stories
If you like watching your Dad and Mom have sex on their own website,
call 1-800-Jerry and tell your story!
If your father's sister's mother's aunt's grandfather's nephew's
cousin is your bi-sexual lover and they want you to have sex
while the family watches, but you're against it... Please Call
1-800-69-JERRY
Are you a transexual with a story to tell?
Call Associate Producer Deb at 888-321-5387
IF YOUR MOM IS YOUR COUSIN, AUNT, UNCLE AND DAD AND YOU HAVE
THE URGE TO HAVE HER CHILDREN-CALL 1-800-JERRY AND SHARE YOUR
STORY.
Does your college roommate beat off in the middle of the night
and u want to confront him call us at 1-800-jerry
Are you a bald, one legged male prostitute, And want to confront
your one eyed pimp on our show? Call 1-800-JERRY
Are you a scitzofrenic necrophelic, and 3 different personalities
want to propose to your canine companion? Call 1-800-Jerry
If your penis is 2 inches.......from the ground call 1-800-hi-jerry
Is your gay son using your douche to satisfy his gay needs??
If so call 1-800-89-jerry
Is your dad a cross-dressing pedophile? If so call 1-800-96jerry
If your father is your mother's cousin and you are curently having
an affair with your sister(or is it your aunt?)
Are you a pregnant prostitute who is in love with your pimp and
his girlfriend and want to confront them both on our show? Call
1-800 96JERRY
Is your gay lover having an affair with both your parents? Then
call 1-800 Jerry Jokes.
If your mom is thinking of becoming a man to satisfy your father's
gay curiosity,please call us at 1-800 Jerry jokes!!
Is your Dad a Grand Dragon in the KKK, and you are having an
interacial sex affair? If so, call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your
story!
Do you suspect your wife or partner of having sexual relations
with the family pet? Call 1 800 Jerry and tell us your story!
