YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT COMPUTERS...

If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.

When your modem starts smoking.

If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online.

If you log-off your system only because it's time to go to work.

If you call in sick because you found a great new WWW site.

If you can type your top 10 favorite Web sites, by heart.

If you can locate a particular home page without using a search engine.

If you can write your own html page.