10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS

• 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
• 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
• 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
• 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
• 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving - call 1-800-***-****."
• 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
• 7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
• 8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
• 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
• 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.