What ever happened to our favorite Disney characters?
PART I
MICKEY MOUSE:
Died of venereal disease after visiting multiple prostitutes because Minnie
said "No" for 50 years.
DONALD DUCK:
Served as a main course at Epcot's China Pavilion.
PLUTO:
Caught by dogcatchers, put to sleep after he was never claimed.
GOOFY:
Assassinated during first term as President of the United States.
SCROOGE McDUCK:
Died in extreme poverty after being audited by the IRS.
HUEY, DEWEY & LOUIE:
Involved in an underground child pornography ring.
CHIP & DALE:
Extracted from Richard Gere's colon.
SNOW WHITE:
Fell for the "apple trick" again.
DOPEY:
'nuff said.
SNEEZY:
Died of pneumonia with Jim Henson.
GRUMPY:
Executed after gunning down 15 people in a local McDonalds.
HAPPY:
Killed by insane gunman at a local McDonalds.
DOC:
Was sued for malpractice, lived the rest of his life living under bridges
and eating out of used cat food cans.
SLEEPY:
Never woke up.
BASHFUL:
Now a stripper with the Chippendales.
MARY POPPINS:
Shot down over Iraqui airspace.
CHRISTOPHER ROBIN:
Male prostitute, died of a heroin overdose.
WINNIE THE POOH:
Had a heart attack caused by a cholesterol level of 570.
PIGLET:
Gunned down in a mafia hit.
RABBIT:
Died of an aneurism while watching over his garden.
EEYORE:
Committed suicide.
TIGGER:
Accidentally bounced off the edge of a cliff.
PETER PAN:
Christopher Robin's lover, committed suicide in despair.
TINKERBELL:
Caught by some kid who forgot to punch holes in the lid.