The Top 10 Types of Computer Shit

1. Apple: We made shit look better, circa 1984.

2. Microsoft: We shit on Apple, circa 1990..

3. H-P: We turned shit into many colors.

4. Compaq: We made shit portable, circa 1982.

5. Dell: We make shit available via FedEX.

6. Gateway: We put shit together in South Dakota.

7. Sony: We were constipated until 1996.

8. Cray: We make shit fly real fast.

9. IBM: We still think we are hot shit.

10. Intel: We help you shit faster.