The Creation Of Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design. 
First was a carpenter, strong and bold,
using a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. 
Second was a butcher, endowed with wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit. 
Then came a tailor, tall and thin,
with a piece of red velvet, he lined it within. 
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, 
using a piece of fur, he lined it without. 
Then came a fisherman, nasty as Hell,
he threw in a fish and gave it a smell. 
Next was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. 
Finally, a sailor, the dirty little runt,
he fucked it and sucked it and called it a cunt.