The new marketing strategy of targeting groups has finally reached sysagogues. Some of the new congregations follow:

For Gay Congregations - B'nei Feggela

For Chinese Congregations - Anshei Dragon

For New York City - Temple Rush, Rush, Rush

For Chicago - Etz Chaim Capone

For Atlanta - Acheinu Ayn Sherman

For Breighton Beach - Acheinu B'nei Yisroel v'Vodka

For Borough Park - Shaarei Peyos

For Hungarian - Am Goulash

For German - Precision You vill go to shul

For French - Aish Hatorah of oo-la-la

For Canadian - Anshei Bronfman

For Sports - Elokim Sfat P'nai Nu (AKA ESPN)

For the Homeless - Anshei Schnorrer

For the Fat - Shomrei Zaftig

For those who drop soup - Kehillat Schlemiel

For those on whose laps the soup is dropped - Kehillat Schlimazel

For alcoholics - Am Schicker

For Recovering Alcoholics - 12 Step Temple

For the rich - Tferis Gelt

For social pariahs - Knesset Nogoodniks

For SOB's - Minyan Momzerim

For the Politically Correct - Temple Beth/Bat Hashadim (ot?)

For Rifle Owners - Shaarei Shadchun

For Corporate types - Kesher Golem

For Meddlers - Acheinu B'nai Futzers

For the Arrogant - Kish Meyn Tokhhes of the Hamptons

For the connoisseur - Cheva Chazarei

For Psychiatrists - Shomrei Schmoozers

For Jerks - P'nai Putz

For followers of the Persian Prime Minister of 450 BCE - Kahal Haimish

For Infants - Young Israel

Frito Lay Aficionados - Nasher b'Yisroel

For the insensitive or boorish - Agudas Zhlub

For Big Deals - Teferis Tzimis

For Nosy persons - Hashomayr Schnoz

For the Ashen - Temple Tush

For those who gossip - Ohev Yenta of the National Enquirer