Curly David Jokes

Jokes #174

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 19:03:00 GMT

Jokes #173

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:25:00 GMT

Jokes #171

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:03:00 GMT

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Jokes #167 Merry Christmas

Sun, 25 Dec 2011 20:42:00 GMT

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Jokes #167 Merry Christmas

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So, if I don't see you at Christmas time, I'm out on my ass in the snow. Santa ====================================================================== HERE IS THE COMPLETE LIST OF XMAS PICS A MUST SEE! <a href="http://www.curlydavid.com/xmas10.html">http://www.curlydavid.com/xmas10.html</a> &lt;a href=&quot;<a href="http://www.curlydavid.com/xmas10.html&quot;&gt">http://www.curlydavid.com/xmas10.html&quot;&gt</a>; HERE IS THE COMPLETE LIST OF XMAS PICS A MUST SEE&lt;/a&gt; ====================================================================== Friend Me On Facebook! I POST JOKES ON MY FACEBOOK PAGE! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! Search me on facebook curlydavid There are 2 curlydavid's my page is the one with my WEBSITE LOGO! Join The Fun! Posting jokes all week long! Search me on facebook curlydavid ====================================================================== A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice, &quot;Oh Santa, please stay.&quot; Santa replies, &quot;HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know.&quot; The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, &quot;Oh Santa, please stay.&quot; Santa replies, &quot;HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know.&quot; Santa begins to sweat. The girl takes off her bra and says, &quot;Oh Santa... Please... Stay.&quot; Santa replies, &quot;HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the resents to the children, you know.&quot; Santa wipes his brow. She loses the panties and says, &quot;Oh Santa... Please... Stay.....&quot; Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says, &quot;HEY HEY HEY, Gottastay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way !!! ====================================================================== The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. &quot;Now what about the butler?&quot; the rich woman said. &quot;A set of wine glasses?&quot; the maid suggested. The woman frowned icily. &quot;He doesn't really need that. A butler never entertains. He'll get a tie.&quot; The maid grimaced, but said only, &quot;What about a dress for Jenny, the serving girl?&quot; The woman frowned again. &quot;She doesn't really need a new dress. She'll only get in trouble. We'll get her another apron.&quot; The conversation continued in the same vein, and the maid was chafing At her employer's arrogance when they reached her husband. &quot;I assume you want to get him something he really needs, madam?&quot; the maid replied. &quot;Of course,&quot; the woman replied. &quot;Then what about three more inches?&quot;, said the maid. ====================================================================== HELP CURLY AND SUPPORT ONE OF HIS SPONSORS! TREAT YOURSELF TO A NEW DVD, SEX TOY,GENERIC VIAGRA,HOT LOTIONS, OR MAYBE JOIN ONE OF THE MANY DATING SITES ON CURLYDAVID.COM OR JOIN ONE OF THE ADULT SITES THAT SPONSOR CURLYDAVID.COM. 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Curly David's Jokes #120

Wed, 07 Apr 2010 17:55:00 GMT

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