Date: March 28th 2012

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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session
with four young Mothers and their small children.
You all have obsessions,' he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'
He turned to the third Mom, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'
At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up,
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'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about.
Lets pick Willy up from school and go home’
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A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral
the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart, made up of flowers.
When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy,
and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened,
the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.

The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist.
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A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor.
She explains the problem to the doctor, who asks her to sit down.
He gets out his torch and says, "Open wide!"
"I can't," said the blonde, "The chair is fitted with arms!"
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Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your
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Defendant: I did it without thinking, your Honor.

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Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
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She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
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She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood."
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Curly's Classic Joke Of The Day!

Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4
minutes. The average number of strokes is 9 per minute,
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Since the average length of a penis is about 6 inches, the average girl
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