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She was only a computer programmer's daughter, and she was
a piece of user-friendly software who grabbed men's joysticks,
turned their floppies into hard drives, went down at the touch of
a button, was easy to enter, and let them come interface.
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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler.
One nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered "Indeed it would Sister, but I wouldn't feel comfortable buying beer
as I am certain that it would cause a scene at the check-out counter."
"I can handle that without a problem" she replied as she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.
"We use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "A shampoo, of sorts, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer.
He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled and said, "The curlers are on the house.
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My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's his name?" "Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels whiskey, and women with big boobs."
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A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.
The banged-up-cheater was terrified and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said ...
"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the Barn!"
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A woman walks in a store to return a pair of eyeglasses that she had
purchased for her husband a week before. "What seems to be the problem,madam?"
"I'm returning these glasses I bought for my husband. He's still not
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
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People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
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What do outhouses and candy have in common?
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A Mexican, a black man, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink
when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says " whoever can say
liver and cheese in a sentence can have me".

So the white guy says" I love liver and cheese".
She says "that's not good enough".

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"Listen Dude," drawled the lil' Texas lady,
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Curly's Classic Joke Of The Day!

A little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and
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