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A Pole, and Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers, are pacing
nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of
the delivery room holding a black baby.
"Is it yours?" she asks the Italian."Certainly not," he retorts.
"Yours?" she asks the Pole, who vigorously denies paternity.
"How about you?" she asks the Jew.
"Maybe," he says glumly. "My wife burns everything."

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A woman was walking down the street when she was stopped by a man who was
carrying out a survey.
"Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex."
"Really!" said the woman smiling.
"Could you please tell me what you think of sex on the television?"
"Well," replied the woman, "I think it's extremely uncomfortable,
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A woman walked up to the bar and ordered a Guinness. As soon as she
had taken her first sip of the heavenly nectar she was distressed to see a
drunken, unkempt man sit down next to her.
"Say, honey-baby...I'd really like t'get into those pants o'yours."
Looking nonchalantly over her shoulder at him, she replied,
"Thanks, but I've already got an ass-hole in there."

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A man and his lady were in bed one night when he got the urge and
farted loudly.
"What was that"? she asked. "That was a touchdown" he explained.
Later that night she felt extremely bloated and loudly relieved herself!
"What in the heck was that "? he demanded.
" If your's was a touchdown, mine was a touchdown" she replied.
Not much later, the man blasted again and shit all over the sheets.
" What in the hell was that she demanded!!!!!
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Little Johnnies father has to come to school to talk to the teacher.
Teacher: 'Sir, I'm sorry, but your son does absolutely nothing at
school, he fails every subject!!'
Dad: 'Except for drawing, he's a very good drawer.'
Teacher: 'That's correct, last week he drew a tiger on the chalk board
and the kids were so frightened I couldn't get them to enter the
classroom'
Dad: 'That's nothing, last month he drew a pussy on the stove, I fuckin
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The pretty coed nervously asked the doctor to perform an unusual operation
the removal of a large chunk of green wax from her navel.
Looking up from the ticklish task, the physician asked,
"How did this happen?"
"Let me put it this way, doc," the girl began. "My boy friend likes to eat
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The pro said "That was excellent!! Let's try it again, only this
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Curly's Classic Joke Of The Day!


This is a little known tale of how GOD came to give us the Ten
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GOD first went to the Egyptians and asked them if they would like a
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