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What's a clitoris?
A female hood ornament.

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A Carolina hillbilly, Herman James, was drafted by the Army, and on
the first day as an enlisted man, he was given a comb.
The following day, the Army barber sheared all of his hair off.

On the third day, the Army gave him a toothbrush.
The next day, the Army dentist yanked several of his teeth out.

On the fifth day, he was given a jock strap.
That afternoon, Herman disappeared, and the Army is still looking for him.

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A middle-aged man had an obsession with women's breasts.
So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.

"I am going to do word association,explained the doctor. "I
am going to say a word, and you will say the first thing that
come to your mind."

"Oranges," said the doctor.

"Breasts," replied the patient.

"Apples."

"Breasts."

"Watermelons."

"Breasts."

"Wipers."

"Breasts," said the patient with the same reply.

"Wait a minute! I can see the connections between oranges,apples,
watermelons and breasts. But automobile's wipers?
Where is the connection?" asked the doctor.

"Easy ... one on the left and one on the right!"

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2 nuns were walking in Central Park in New York late
at night and 2 men came out of the bushes, and started
to force them into having sex.

The first nun prayed saying, "Forgive him Lord for he
does not know what he is doing,"

While the other nun screams, "Oh yes, he does!"

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What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.

Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
He was half nuts!!!

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After church on Sunday morning, Little Johnny suddenly announced to his
mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up."

"That's okay with us," his mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?"

"Well," Little Johnny replied, "I'll have to go to church on
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Crude Pick Up Lines

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Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking
to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED

10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".

9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

8. The cat is on Valium.

7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.

6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.

5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.

4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.

2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.

1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates

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You may be a Ho if......
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Tetracycline is your best friend.

McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".

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When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your door.

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When the sperm bank calls for remnants.

When you're wearing more latex than spandex.

When your ceiling mirrors fog.

When they install a revolving door at your apartment.

When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.

Madonna comes to you for pointers.

When he doesn't even have to buy you a drink.

When you have a room key to every hotel in town.

Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.

The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon.

When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot"

When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.

When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.

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Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Head
of a Penis was bigger than the rest of it.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the
head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own.
After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was
to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

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A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant.
The doctor says, "I know that you are not married!
Do you know who the father of this baby is?"
The girl thought and then asked, "Doc, if you ate a can of 'Baked
Beans', would you know exactly which bean made you fart?"

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The brunette said, "No, you know you've been on a good date when you
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The redhead said nothing, but reached under her skirt, removed her
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She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!"

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Did you hear about the blonde who went out and bought herself another
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Curly's Classic Joke Of The Day!

A white man noticed the impressive length of the black man's
penis at the adjacent urinal. "Sure wish I had one like yours."

The black man replied, "You can--just tie a string around it and hang a
weight on the end of the string. Put the weight down your pant leg and
you can have one like mine."

The white man thanked him for the suggestion and left.

Some weeks later, they met again in the lavatory.

The black man asked how the project was going.

"Great,I'm half way there!"

"Really?" said the black man.

"Yes. It's turning black!"

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