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"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $5.00
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Two cuties were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends.
The first said, "He took me to his condo in Ocean City and showed me
all these expensive jewels. There was an emerald-cut diamond of at
least five carats, a tennis bracelet of six carats, and even a wrist watch
with eleven carats."
"Impressive." said the second young thing.
"Well... yes." the first agreed. "But the downside was that with all
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Why would you ever want to remarry an ex-husband?
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better now."
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The famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a
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virgin?
To which the doctor handily responded, "To avoid criticism."
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You might be a nurse if........

1...you believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine,Lorazepam and Compazine
2...you hope there is a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light
3...you believe not all patients are annoying...... some are dead
4...your sense of humor seems to get more "warped" each year
5...you know the phone numbers of every late nite food deliver place in town by heart
6...you think pizza, cookies and coke make a balanced meal
7...you can only tell time with a 24 hour clock
8...you have ever wolfed down a sandwich while emptying your bladder
9...most everything can seem humorous..... eventually
10...when asked, "What color is the patient's diarrhea?", you show them your shoes.
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A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.
"It's for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says.
"He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
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The judge asked the defendant to please stand. "You are charged
with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."

From out in the gallery, a man shouts, "Lying bastard!"

"Silence in the court!" the Judge says to the man who shouted.

He turns to be defendant and says, "You are also charged with killing
a jogger with a shovel."

"Damn tightwad!" the same man in the gallery blurted out.

"I said QUIET!" yelled the judge.

To the defendant, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an
electric drill."

"You four-flusher!" the man from the gallery yelled.

The judge thundered at the man in the galley, "If you don't tell me
right
now the reasons for your outbursts I'll hold you in contempt!"

The man answered, "I've lived next door to that man for ten years now,
and he never had a tool when I needed to borrow one!"
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The other day, I was sitting in a sports bar watching a baseball game,
and the guy sitting next to me leaned over and said,
"You know, if Jesus had played baseball, he would have been the greatest
baseball player ever!"
I thought about it for a second and said to him, "You know, if Babe
Ruth had been the Messiah, the Catholic's would have beer and hot dogs for
communion!"
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A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant
one night waiting for her date. She wanted to make sure everything was
perfect.

So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse,
she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in
the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!".

The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way is it headed?"
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