The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is not quite true, there is one (or should I say 2) other things: "1040 B Standard Breasts Tax Form" Since the IRS has decided to tax men's penises, it has come to believe that women shouldn't be left out. So they have decided that a Breast Tax is in order.

Please refer to the chart below for your tax computation:

AA cup Flat rate $ 5.00

A cup Slight rise $10.00

B cup Normal rate $15.00

C cup Over abundant rate $20.00

D cup* "Are they real?" rate $40.00

PLEASE NOTE: Anyone under AA cup is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST AN ENLARGEMENT!

* Females exceeding D cup should consult their tax advisor for the KNOCK YOUR EYES OUT Capital Gains tax.

Boobs Checker,Internal Revenue Service

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