101 Big Dick Jokes
1-My Dick is so big; there's still snow on it in the summertime
2-My Dick is so Big, I went to the Viper room and my Dick got right in.
I had to stand there and argue with the doorman.
3- My Dick is so big; I have to call it Mr. Dick infront of Company.
4- My Dick is so Big It wont return speilbergs calls
5- My Dick is so big; it graduated a year ahead of me in High school
6- My Dick is so big; it has an elevator and a lobby
7- My Dick is so big; my dick has better credit than I do
8- My Dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I come
9- My Dick is so big; it was once overthrown by a military coup.
It's now known as the Democratic republic of my Dick
10- My Dick is so big, it has casters
11- My Dick is so big; I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow
12- My Dick is so big; ships use it to find their way
13- My Dick is so Big.there was once a movie named after it Godzilla VS. My Dick
14- My Dick is so big, it lives next door
15- My Dick is so big entered it in a big dick contest and
It came in first, second and third
16- My Dick is so Big, It voted
17- My Dick is so big; it is a better dresser than I am
18- My Dick is so big; it has a three-picture deal
19- My Dick is so big, that the head of it has only Seen my balls in pictures
20- My Dick is so big; Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th homerun
21- My Dick is so big; it runs the 440 in fifteen seconds
22- My Dick is so big; it is the walrus kookooka joob
23- My Dick is so Big, no matter where I go, my dick Always gets there first
24- My Dick is so big; it takes longer lunches than I do
25- My Dick is so Big, it contributed $50,000 to the
National democratic committee
26- My Dick is so big. It was once ambassador to china
27- My Dick is so big; it's gone condo
28- My Dick is so big; it hit .370 in the minors Before it hurt it's knee
29- My Dick is so big; it was almost drafted by the Cleveland
Browns, but Art Modell didn’t want a bigger dick on the team than himself
30- My Dick is so big; I use the Eiffel tower as a French tickler
31- My Dick is so big, when it rains; the head of my dick doesn’t get wet
32- My Dick is so big. I could wear it as a tie if I wasn’t so afraid of
Getting a hard on and killing myself.
33- My Dick is so big; I have to use an elastic Zipper
34- My Dick is so big, it has feet
35- My Dick is so big; a homeless family lives underneath it
36- My Dick is so big; it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales
To jack me off
37- My Dick is so big; my mother was in labor for three extra days
38- My Dick is so big; they use the bullet train to test my condoms
39- My Dick is so big, it has investors
40- My Dick is so big, it seats six
41- My Dick is so big; I use a hula-hoop as a cock ring.
42- My Dick is so big; we use it at parties as a limbo pole
43- My Dick is so big; King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake
44- My Dick is so big; it has an opening act
45- My Dick is so big; I can fuck an elevator shaft
46- My Dick is so Big, It has its own Wheaties box
47- My Dick is so Big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings
48- My Dick is so big; the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so
Cars could get through
49- My Dick is so big, everytime I get hard I cause a solar eclipse
50- My Dick is so big, it only plays arenas
51- My Dick is so big; it needs an airplane warning light
52- My Dick is so big; it was once set on fire for a Dino Di Laurentis movie
53- My Dick is so big. If you cut it in half you can tell how old I am
54- My Dick is so big. Trump owns it
55- My Dick is so big; we are all a part of it and its all a part of us
56- My Dick is so big; I can never sit in the front row
57- My Dick is so big; it has its own dick and even my dicks dick
is bigger than your dick
58- My Dick is so Big you cant blow me without a ladder
59- My Dick is so big; it only does one show a night
60- My Dick is so big; you can ski down it
61- My Dick is so big, it has an elbow
62- My Dick is so big; I have to check it as luggage when I fly
63- My Dick is so big; it has a personal trainer
64- My Dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room Fixing us drinks
65- My Dick is so big; it has a retractable dome
66- My Dick is so big; it has stairs up the center Like the Statue of Liberty
67- My Dick is so big, theres a sneaker named" Air my dick "
68- My Dick is so big; I'm its bitch
69- My Dick is so big; it's against the law to fuck me
without protective headgear
70- My Dick is so big; I could fuck a tuba
71- My Dick is so big; Stephen Hawking has a theory about it
72- My Dick is so big; it has its own gravity
73- My Dick is so big; NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip
74- My Dick is so big; it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite
75- My Dick is so big; the inside of my dick contains billions and billions
of stars
76- My Dick is so big, it has a spine
77- My Dick is so big, it has a basement
78- My Dick is so big; movie theaters now serve popcorn in
Small, medium, large and My Dick
79- My Dick is so big; it is more muscular than I am
80- My Dick is so big, it has cable
81- My Dick is so big; it violates 17 Zoning laws
82- My Dick is so big; it has a 50-yard line
83- My Dick is so big it has its own page on the Sierra club Calendar
84- My Dick is so big; I was once in Ohio and I got a blowjob in Tennessee
85- My Dick is so Big.Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free
86- My Dick is so Big, I can braid it
87- My Dick is so Big, that when it's Eastern Standard time
at the tip , its central in my balls
88- My Dick is so big; I painted the foreskin red, white
and blue and used it as a flag
89- My Dick is so big; I can sit on it
90- My Dick is so big, it can chew gum
91- My Dick is so big; it only tips with hundreds
92- My Dick is so big; the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it
93- My Dick is so Big, the city was going to build a statue of it but
They ran out of cement
94- My Dick is so big; Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it
95- My Dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled to my neck
96- My Dick is so big; you're standing on it
97- My Dick is so big; it only comes into work when it fells like it
98- My Dick is so Big; it plays golf with the President
99- My Dick is so big; it charges money for an autograph
100- My Dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people.
Let's have lunch with my dick
101- My Dick is so big; it's right behind you